No Work, All Play

Riddled with social anxiety.

You know you’re pretty desperate for a job when you start looking for stuff in your hometown.

Anonymous asked: Would you do a drawing I could give to a boy that I used to be good friends with but we haven't talked in a while? :)

rubyetc:

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pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

(via pepperjamco)

  • East coasters: I drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • West coasters: I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • Texans: Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
  • Floridians: Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–

I did not know kittens snore

And then they leave you on mute and keep talking to each other and you’re there to witness your shitty friend hook up with your shitty crush.

And then they leave you on mute and keep talking to each other and you’re there to witness your shitty friend hook up with your shitty crush.

(Source: qq45xx, via thediisco)

I hate it when some who obviously knows you is like ‘oh no we’ve never met before’ and you’re like ‘um excuse you, yes we fucking have’

I’m still freaking out. I put in a job application for an entry level position in my field, which is something I really need, and I asked a few people to look over some writing samples and make sure I’m not an idiot before I send in my applications. Long story short, not only am I an idiot but several people I know follow in my footsteps because in one of my letters it blatantly says exceleration instead of acceleration and I have absolutely no idea how I missed that. So, an even longer story short I’m going to be poor for the rest of my life and no one will ever love me. This is my life, I should just accept it.